Not a Witch (Cover)

[graemebones]

Politicians are getting so fucking catty this year, aren't they? One of my favourite slams this year is Jack Conway (KY-D Candidate) turning Rand Paul into his own little lulzcow by spreading his college history across the boob tube. I'm sorry dude, but if you're going to go into politics, you should probably avoid getting all kinds of skunked, tying up some bimbo and telling her to bow down to Aqua Buddha.

Sadly... I like Rand Paul a little more after this. Plus his hair is kind of cool. For a politician.

Of course, the madness isn't limited to Kentucky. Christine O'Donnell has been pretty popular around the internets, after she was outed for having dabbled in witchcraft. Again, if you're planning on going into politics... avoid this kind of confession on national television, okay?

A bandaid ad was run, lulz were had, and it was even auto-tuned. But this... this, my friends, is politicalol perfection:

Comments

[freysmuppet]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

+10

[roguesareth]

I would make a comment about how it would be nice if it didn't matter weather she dabbled in witchcraft or not, but I'm not gonna ;P

Anyways, LOL!!!

[graemebones]

The whole thing kind of reminds me of Archangel Protocol, where religion completely takes over politics, rather than this subversive deal we've had going on.

"I'm not a witch". That's your political platform. Wow.

[roguesareth]

Oh jeeze if that ever happens I'm becoming a recluse >.

[iophiel]

All I've got to say is, when the Republican National Committee won't give you enough funds to successfully run against a Democrat . . .

Not to mention that even Karl Rove and John McCain's daughter Meghan are officially freaked out by her.

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah.

[apis_mellifera]

If it makes you feel any better, I live in Delaware and I don't know a single person who is planning on voting for her. She's an embarrassment and a liar.

[lea_hazel]

I'm kind of impressed at how this is basically a pretty good song, independently of the whole satire angle.