THEME: Sauciest Housewarming Gifts

[graemebones]

Your friend has finally escaped second-rate near-campus housing, and has landed themselves a swank new apartment in a classy part of town. This calls for a celebration. A housewarming celebration. So you need to buy them a gift that's somewhat cooler than a Chia pet.

Lucky for YOU, the Intarwebs has a lot to offer in this department.

So, what kind(s) of total awesome would you throw down to make their transition a bit easier?




Edward Cullen's Disembodied Head, for showertime creepiness.

Even better if they really, really have to strain in pretending to like it.

Comments

[winneganfake]

I'll admit it, I'm a badmonkey- I'd likely get them some of my own stuff in print form to hang on their walls. Like this one:

[ninety6tears]

HAHAHA. I would not have to pretend to like that if I received it.

[lea_hazel]

*spit take*

[lunarwolfik]

Creepy Cullen Head is still creepy.

Bonus if you sneak in a life-sized cut out of Cullen somewhere and not tell them. Fake night time intruder shenanigans, GO!

[graemebones]

Way seconded on the life-sized cut-out. If I ever find a store that's willing to get rid of one, I'm totally taking that shit home with me. OH the places he will go!

[thesynchronomes]

If they go back home via train to visit the family, or need to commute to work - THIS!!

Heck, when you're in a new place, you can have troubles sleeping at night. Let this badge help you out a bit. :D

[mythochromos]

Anything that's been featured on Regretsy.

[mythochromos]

...I just want to add that we have one of the Cthulhu babies from one of Regretsy's posts and love it. Some of them are actually worthwhile if they fit the recipient's sense of humor.

Or, you know, you can just go with the whimsicle fuckery and watch the looks on everyone's faces.

[aevie]

TOTALLY seconding this one!