I got your female gaze* right here! It is both hot and hilarious. I was watching the video with tears of laughter streaming down my face.

To quote inklingart: So this is what it feels like to be catered to.

( Cut for many shirtless attractive men parading across the screen. )

*As opposed to the Male Gaze. Warning, link leads to TV Tropes! :P

Thanks to ein_myria, who told me about this community!